16 Funny Ted Lasso quote: Tea is “trash water” and God hates tie scores
Ted Lasso He was not hired by words as head coach at AFC Richmond. The troublesome American, Jason Sudekis played perfectlyOwner Rebecca Welton began to thank him after a while, but was hired because of a total lack of knowledge in football.
But Lasso is surprisingly quotable, spitting out his all-American wisdom on everything from the mystical rules of football to the British national drink. Let fans delight in the news that Apple TV Plus has The show has been updated The fourth season has 16 great lines from Ted himself.
Football Ted
Ted anti-minating in a beautiful game
“There’s no tie, and no playoffs. Why do you do this?”
Ted hates ties
“If God had hoped the game would end with a tie, she wouldn’t have invented the numbers.”
Ted really hates bonds
“I’m not going to kiss my sister here. This is an American phrase that I realize doesn’t exist here right now. It’s creepy so it’s good.”
Ted can’t name many soccer players
“Yeah, yeah, you’ve got Ronaldo and a companion who bends it like you do.”
As Rebecca chaps, “You can’t keep Gaffer from his pitch.”
“I’m 2 in that sentence and 0.”
“Does this explain the offside rules?”
Tea ted
When asked how he drinks his tea
“Well, usually someone made a horrible mistake, so I’ll put it back to the counter.”
Ted is against the boss
“OK, well, I’ll mark this down the first time I don’t agree. In fact, no, the second time. Tea is scary. Absolute garbage water. I don’t know why you do it.”
Is this put-on?
“Tell me honestly. That’s a prank, isn’t it? Tea? Do you know that everything tastes like garbage, like when our tourists aren’t around?”
English baked goods ted
Ted explains scones to his son
“It’s there, it’s a scone, OK? It’s like a muffin.
Nate and coach Beard are helping Ted find his way in a new country.
Name Ted
Nate gets used to his nickname
“Yeah, until you get another Nate here, I have to assume you’re my default Nate.”
Ted in a swimsuit
That’s quite a comparison
“Listen now. Two knuckleheads divide our locker room in half. When it comes to locker rooms, I like it like my mom’s bathing suit.
Ted forever
Everyone loves Calvin and Hobbes
“What I can tell you is not something that lasts forever, except for the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes.”
Whistle Ted
Ted tells Nate to close it
“Don’t blow that mouth away again for Meghan Markle’s love.”
Ted to my friend
Great use of lyrics
“It’s a group of people who care about Roy. It’s not like people at hip hop concerts whose hands aren’t in the air.”
Dream Ted
Ted to coach the whiskers as they prepare to take a nap on the plane
“If you see each other in a dream, be a little stupid. Pretend to not know each other.”
Ted Stylish
milking
“Can you see the Milk sisters everywhere? Would I want to go and read a quick read of the back room?”