Lace to the bottom of the Doge
About Acquisitions of major US government agencies By the wealthiest man in the world and by him Former intern Strike Force That means it’s happening very quickly.
It’s been three weeks since Elon Musk’s agent took over The government is that and HR Section. Since then, his so-called government efficiency movement has been mapping horror films, Doge Based on thrasher logic, choose one agent at a time, giving you a thirst that doesn’t become enslaved for cost savings and data.
Every day brings fresh intrusions. Three weeks ago, the US believed Humanitarian assistance. It helped people who were fooled by big corporations. It funded the infrastructure needed to make America a beacon of scientific innovation. now US International Development Organization It’s being slugged Consumer Financial Protection Bureau It’s on the ice National Institutes of Health The grant is handcuffed. That’s all for it.
These are the cruelty of a click-run spreadsheet. Loss of real people’s jobs and lives – yes, despite what X famous conspiracy theorists say to you, USAID saved lives-Compared to the pursuit of a closer balance sheet, everything is insignificant.
Three weeks ago, a 19-year-old said, “Big ball” Online could not access government personnel records and more. The 25-year-old, with a closet filled with racist tweets, The key to the financial system, which pays $5.45 trillion per year. Elon Musk had not transformed his oval office into a romper room for his 4-year-old son.
Speed is, of course, a strategy, and it’s flooding the zone so that neither the media nor the courts can keep pace. Litigation and court orders move on a different timescale than this slashburn approach. (At this pace, Doge is taking advantage of all the last government servers long before the Supreme Court even had the opportunity to weigh it.) But that’s also reflexive. The first business order in a company acquisition is to cut costs as quickly as possible. If you are unable to fire someone, please provide shopping. If they don’t shop, find a way to fire them anyway. Continue cutting until it hits the bone.
This is how you get Presidential Order “Each institution will hire no more than one employee for every four employees departing,” and arbitrary ratio takes into account actual staffing needs. That’s how you get Hundreds of federal government buildings on auction blocks No matter how fully occupied. It’s extreme, unmistakeable, a race to empty the town’s only well.
And… what? This is a question that Elon Musk and Doge couldn’t answer. Because there is no answer. Should the US government be a profit engine? How to return shareholder value? Should Medicaid show a product market fit in time for the next round of funding?
This is consultant logic. This is an engineering sprint, and its inevitable finish line is the rewind of the social contract. After all, democracy does not die in the darkness. It dies on Jira tickets submitted by Palantir alumni.