Boxing needs to enforce rules for slow brawlers who can’t cut the ring!

by Jimmy James: Forty years ago, everyone imagined we would wear space suits to our Martian colonies. Even if we reached a new level of knowledge and created gadgets such as iPhones and cars, we never thought the sport of boxing would produce boxers of the quality of Emmanuel Navarete and Ray Martinez.

When I head to work, I know and learn how to reduce traffic, so it takes 20 minutes to arrive at my destination. Migratory birds fly from South America to Africa and use the wind to walk straight paths towards their destination. When the cheetahs are searching for prey, they know that they cut spaces when the gazelle runs in the savanna run. Cheetahs don’t make excuses or try to change natural rules to hunt their prey! They don’t cry like Pitbull Cruz as Rayo Valenzuela hit him in a box behind him.

Some people want to change boxing and turn the sport into a “hungry hippo” game. However, some boxers like Canelo Alvarez and Jose Ramirez don’t know how to effectively cut the ring and criticize the rules of boxing. Are Canelo and Ramirez smarter than migratory birds and wild predators? Generally speaking, humans have a “higher IQ” than cats and birds.

In the sport of boxing, it is essential for elite level professional boxers to learn how to cut a boxing ring. Over the past few years, the quality of brawlers has dropped dramatically to boxing styles with low IQ levels. If a great trainer like Ray Arcel saw the skill levels of Puma Martinez, Joel Casimero, Joe Joyce and Jaime Munguia, he would spin like a dolphin in his grave. If Emmanuel Steward was alive, he would teach Canelo and Cruz Basic 101 lessons about how to cut the ring, as he taught Oliver McCall, Jimmy Paul, Evander Hollyfield, and the great boxers he trained. Stewart will have Eddie Reinoso back in the contaminated meat packing again.

One of the biggest boxers to cut the ring was Canadian welterweight Jimmy McLanin, the key to defeating amazing slippery boxers like Tony Canzonelli and Ray Miller in the 1920s and 30s. It’s already embarrassing that in 2025 boxers like Pitbrush Cruz and Emmanuel Navarete have yet to learn the basics of boxing and don’t want to play against slippery boxers. Henry Armstrong knew how to cut the ring in the 1930s and played against runners like Tippy Larkin, an Italian-American who was famous for Devin Haney-style boxing. Unlike the others above who don’t make a “slippery challenge” because he’s “cough, cough, cough,” Armstrong was a real alpha man, unlike the others above, because he “fears” losing someone who ran from Demetrius Andrade in three different weight classes and skipped the indisputable championship at 160 pounds.

There are a few ways I have come up with to help slow-pole rodriguez become like a speedy Gonzalez. You should tip the brawler along with Elon Musk’s Neurolink to help you navigate the ring effectively. Another good way is to attach the GPS guidance system to the feet, which is used in inter-ballistic intercontinental missiles. So, you can track the movements of boxers you want to hit without making excuses.

Perhaps in the athletic boxing commission, brawlers should wear dbz ¨scouter¨ to find the target as it moves. Another controversial way to move Brawlers faster is for the referee to pull out the belt and smack like a horse with a boogie to speed up like a horse, forcing SlowPoke to cut the ring faster.

If pressure boxers Gerald McQueran, John Mugabi and Wilfredo Gomez saw Pitbrush Cruz and Canelo’s battle with Valenzuela and Skull, they would have been smacking them with the WBC belt. It is embarrassing that professional boxers who claim to be “world class” have no issues with traffic reductions, but that there is a “serious challenge” above the ring, hoping that the round will end without throwing a punch.

The Athletic Boxing Committee must implement a five-second rule in which boxers walking in the ring are forced to run with the runners and try to walk around like true professional boxers. It will force runners (boxers fight backwards) and make them fight brawlers who have to run to catch them as well. That way, “a brawler who doesn’t know how to cut a 20×20 ring will stop walking like a lost child in the enchanting forest.

If you want to watch a brawl, it’s better to take part in a naked knuckle fight and stop winning like a 3 year old about boxing rules. Boxing is not a sport for people with primitive thinking that has never evolved. It’s a sport that requires the brain. Therefore, it is the name, “sweet science.” Science means intelligent life forms that practice sports, not a group of savage cavemen who throw rocks at each other without their brains. I have no issues with boxers fighting in the opposite direction and brawlers moving forward, but if there is a problem, I would recommend subscribing to the National Geographic Channel to watch animal behavior instead of purchasing a boxing PPV.