I purchased a “Peeing” robot attack dog from Temu. It was stranger than I expected

Elsewhere, it’s just that the controller is thought to be full of helium, and it’s such a hollow, airy and light. Heavily inspired by the shape of the Xbox controller, I especially like the fact that its bumper buttons and triggers are simply formed from immobilized molded plastic. There are some very beautiful things that I enjoy completely useless about them.

As for the end of business, it’s an ADHD nightmare. With a seemingly logical order of a chaotic array of buttons scattered around, I praise the designer for creating a controller that will make you laugh in the face of muscle memory.

The first attempt to turn on Clippy failed. If nothing can be done on/off switch and a USB-C cable is connected, the charging light is dead. There are no instructions.

Opening the battery compartment reveals the perpetrator. The battery is cut off. Was this to avoid drainage during transport or to reduce the risk of spontaneous combustion? Either way, it’s back.

And wow, he’s roaring. The built-in speakers are more than high-pitched. We’ll desperately look at the controller button genocide in hopes of finding volumes and mute options. there is no.

Of course, first press “urination”. Clippy’s hind legs rise. That was what I was hoping for. What I didn’t expect was the cheerful mouth s, the sound of water coming into the toilet.

I look and it happens with the “handstand” button. I think this will be an impressive test of his dexterity. The handstand operation ensures that multiple gyroscopes and accelerometers are called, and data from multiple sensors can be combined and crunched in real time, ensuring that Clippy’s body is fully balanced.

I press the button and clip it right away – and quite hard – face plant. The power of this manipulation has caught me off guard, and the effects are loud. I’m worried.

A moment passes, his hind legs rise and they begin to twitch. I think this apparent seizure is intended to represent an elegant scissor kick. It reminds us of how ants communicate with antennas, a form of quiet communication. “Don’t take my responsibility, did you really expect anything else?” I can almost hear him plead. But somehow, Clippy returns to his feet, unharmed and appears more ready. myself? I’m not sure.

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As I mentioned, the controller has many many buttons (not actually a function below 17, but I’m not going to bore you with an overly free explanation for each one. Instead, here’s a quick fandown for the main button, which provides some general ideas for clippy talent.

Kung Fu: There is absolutely zero similarity between martial arts moves or cheeky backflips. Instead (and completely inexplicably), some form of poolside, a kind of lost frequency-like lounge music explodes. Clippy “dance”.

Swimming/dance: Recently I saw Usher perform live. Both of these buttons include a fierce floor hunt that rises even his most sexually charged effort. A truly impressive feat. Oh, and the side note for optimists out there, Clippy is not waterproof. Again, I introduce him to water.