Note that March Bulldozers dig up six crazy stories of the moon

March had long had a “bad reputation” like Joan Jett, initially due to the assassination of Julius Caesar. It’s where you get one of the few Latin phrases that many people know: “et tu, brute?” or roughly, “You, Brutus?” This year we also witnessed a princess with a similarly bad rep. Princess Wannabe Meghan Markle’s media career has earned another hit on her lame Netflix home show. And Disney’s Princess Rachel Zegler starred in the highly punk remake of “Snow White.”

It’s up to us to reach that bad reputation or live until then First entry Crazy Moon of Our Moon:

1. Highway to Hell: The road to hell is literally paved with good intentions. When liberals hear the word Amazon, they think it’s a massive, important entity they want to destroy. No, I’m not talking about retailers owned by Jeff Bezos. I’m talking about the South American jungle near the latest fake climate change conference location.

Seven crazy stories from our shortest month

To satisfy an estimated 50,000 participants at this year’s Climate Summit, Brazil was able to carve eight miles of highways into the jungle and drive to its destination with a gas-staining SUV. They call the road that blows the jungle the Avenida Freedom or Freedom Road. More proof that climate do-gooders like you to be good.

2. Choose a fighter: Video game fans have played countless versions of one-on-one fighter games, including “Street Fighter” and “Mortar Combat.” Seven Democrats were included in a short video montage entitled “Fighter Chowe Your Fighter” to improve social media games. This video featured a prominent Dem who appeared on screen using his fist. The text below each “character” is certainly memorable. “I hate balloons” or “I’m not a hair dye.” Among the self-owners were New York State Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (“Trekki”) and Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett (“Not Morning Man”).

ABC News credited “Food and Wellness Influencers who participated in the House Democrat Creators Event” for creating the worst video of 2025. The outcome was so embarrassing that even CNN anchor Abby Phillip said, “It just seems to be inducing ridiculous laughs.” If you lost CNN, who did you leave?

3. Power Cheats: World campaigns separating stupid people from cash don’t always include Vegas or multi-madness bets. Sometimes it’s a purchase of something simple like a cheat. According to the Associated Press, “The beloved Pokémon Karizard-shaped cheat is sold at auction for $87,840 at a total cost.” “3-inch-long Flamin ‘Hot Cheat” had 60 auction bids. The ownership of the cheat does not grant the Charizard’s fire attack or even its ability to fly. It’s an old cheat that costs as much as a home dap extension Much of the US It’s difficult to swallow.

4. Turtle Time: The turtle and me, and many Americans, start thinking about Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo. We don’t usually think about the Mental Health Advisory Committee that supports directors of Oregon health authorities. Sadly, this is 2025 and JD Holt is one of the “consumers” on the panel. Holt went through “JD Terrapin” on Facebook, but apparently it’s not based on the University of Maryland fandom. “I will use them, theirs and the turtles as my pronouns,” Holt declared at a virtual meeting on December 20th.

Gender Wikipedia, Makeup Gender, contains references to “turtle gender” or “turtle gender.” I’m sure you’ll want to know. This is Oregon, one of the lesser known stops along the yellow brick road. At the meeting on December 17th, another member claimed he was “Shooting Star Luke.” Your taxes at work.

5. And speaking of turtles: If you fly anywhere (not Karizard), we did a TSA search. Perhaps this story will be a little more sympathetic to TSA employees. A Pennsylvania man tried to smuggle a live show, 5 inch turtle Hidden in his pants through airport security. Now the only turtle I know well is to snap the turtle and you definitely shouldn’t put them in your pants.

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You may find a little sympathy for the TSA here. According to the Associated Press, “The turtle has been confiscated. It’s not clear whether the turtle is a man’s pet or why he put it in his pants.” Thomas Carter, the New Jersey federal security director for the TSA, had to respond with records. It’s not a terrorist attack, it’s just a turtle. “As far as we can say, the turtle was not hurt by the man’s actions.” If Elon Musk brings Doge to New Jersey, Carter must declare Turtle Talk as one of his week’s accomplishments.

6. Journalist Fight Club: My quest to monitor The Journalist on the far left I will guide me to Karen Attia, a columnist for the Washington Post and former editor of global opinion. She has been socially active up until now, denounces racism among most people, and even evokes astrology to show the collapse of the American empire. However, in a satirical post about “Faculty Fight Night,” she said, “I want to play the media/journalism/writer fight!”

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In her own “lol” post on the subject, she said, “maybe White House correspondent (original) dinnerYou need to brawl for mutual assistance in charity/support. “Now it’s entertainment. Think about that. Think about that. Bride, “They should fight,” “Pain”! ”

Thank you in March for 6 examples of bad reps and so many people for helping to make it all come true. In the words of Jett’s song “Bad Resportion,” “An ‘I’m Never Gone Care’ Bout My Bad Resporting.” Maybe that’s when some people in the media have to start compassion. Until they do, at least they can entertain us.

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