The decline of sweet science: how “low IQ boxing” and casual fans are reconstructing sports identity

by Jimmy James: Low IQ boxing is the best ever, and casual fans love it. Most casuals control boxing and want to see two cavemen bang each other like a deadly kombat. What is boxing already? Bar fight? Are the two zombies attacking each other? Two unskilled brawlers shaking for fences like two grizzly bears trying to compete for salmon in Alaska?

Sasquatch is not boxing. Boxing is an art that is not attacked by hitting. It is called sweet science for reasons, not “salination science.” It is not the art of the primitive Neanderthals trying to hunt for food in a boxing ring. Prohibiting clinching and ring movement is like returning to Jurassic Park. Why do boxers with high IQ want to go back to the Stone Age?

Is it because casual called out Devin Haney and Shakur Stephenson runners to use IQ to hit boxers who couldn’t cut the ring well? Learn how to cut the ring, man! It’s not their fault that Edwin de los Santos and Jose Ramirez couldn’t cut the ring! Marvin Hagler cornered Tommy Hearns, and Felix Trinidad broke Oscar de Hoya, who had been running most of the fight! Was Willie Pep a runner? If you laugh at Hayney and Shakur for “running,” Pep was an Olympic champion, a world-renowned gold medalist and ran most of his career.

Benny Leonard was a gazelle. He ran so fast he forced the cheetah out of the zoo. Leonard was known for “running” against enemies. Muhammad Ali ran in some of his fights and no one calls him a truck star? Do you want to see bored? Have you seen Muhammad Ali vs Jimmy Young? Do you want to see bored? Boxer Ken Buchanan, who won the Scottish pillow, ran the entire battle backwards against Canadian boxer Art Hefei in his second fight, scaring life. Olivares is considered to be Mexico’s greatest.

The French legend Johnny Famecon was Guillermo Ligondeau’s older brother. He not only ran backwards, but backwards like a kangaroo injured in much of his fight. Colombian legend Miguel Lora was another snooze fest. Forget his defensive skills. Have you ever seen him fight against Puerto Rican boxer Rafael del Valle? I didn’t fall asleep that night as I had two double shots of espresso.

Argentinean legend Nicolino Roque. What he did was move his head like a bobblehead of the whole fight with Walmart employees, ran for most of his fights, throwing six punches per round. It’s no wonder they called him “uncontrollable.”

Want to see a boring battle? Have you ever seen British legend Freddie Mills vs American legend Joey Maxim, but has anyone ever accused them of being an “excessive clinch” like Floyd Mayweather vs Pacquiao? Like Benny Leonard vs. Rocky Arkansas I saw in the VHS video collection a few years ago? American legend Joey Archer vs. Denny Moyer also had an output battle against the prestigious and award-winning festival. Still, when boxing fans were “seedimental men” back then, they rarely complained about style fixtures.

Jack Dempsey is considered a heavyweight legend. Perhaps they’re ducking black boxers like Sam Langford and Harry Wills. But have you seen his fight with brawler and heavyweight legend Tommy Gibbons? They closed on many occasions, and on July 4, 1923, they almost fell in love that day. Independence Day should have been banned after that fight, but we are still celebrating as proud Americans. Don’t watch Pep and Sandy Sadler 3. “Wisp” literally ran the whole fight like a chicken, as he was hurt to know that he would be knocked out, “fearing his life.”

But do you want to talk about honey and Shakur burning pillows? Have you seen Joe Calzage? He had the power of a paper clip. He couldn’t even knock out a wingless fly! Want to talk about robbery? The focus will be on what Calzagyu hates when he fights Robin Reed and Bernard Hopkins after the judges make a gift decision. At least Sergei dereyenchenko rarely cried.

Legendary light heavyweight champion Maxie Rosenbloom not only is a road runner, but also has feather bones in his punches and is his nickname “Maxie Slappy.” Other pillow-filled legends include Jackie Fields, Billy Conte, Joey Archer, and Art Aragon, hundreds of others who love to run and clinch in the ring.

Look at American greats Joey Giardalo vs. Jean Fulmer, brawler vs. counter puncher. The fight was so boring that he made the battle between Canelo Alvarez vs William Skull shine as a sign of boxing hope. Did Canelo not run against Golovkin in the first battle? But I don’t want to mention that in one fight they didn’t like, like the Klitschko Brothers, who hugged their enemies more than the dinosaur Bernie, they committed the same boxing crimes that Honey and Shakur accused of cheating cheating in the one fight they didn’t like.

The lesson here is that boxing is about style and it has always been like that. Boxing comes in many different styles, so I love boxing. It’s not just about seeing two brain-dead, bloodthirsty brawlers throw tortillas at each other and behave like the stronger Neanderthals. Boxing is always sold as it is never intended to represent a variety of styles. Otherwise it’s a misconception to think about it. That’s why boxing is sold for racism, nationalism, male pride and money bets, so that’s why it continues to thrive with or without Turki Aralsif.

Mexican style boxing is mythology, fairy tales, and bedtime stories. Low IQ fake boxing celebrity Rocky Balboa was not Mexican. He represented what Mexican and Latino boxers wanted to represent in the 80s. That style existed in the Iron Age of Boxing before Mexicans and Latinos had a real presence in the sport. Boxers like American heavyweight Jack Sharkey and middleweight Mickey Walker were legendary brawlers. French legend Marcel Till and Canadian boxerloo Bruillado had perfected the style. Mike Odoud was the legendary brawler and the father of Golovkin. It was a fighter who defeated Andre Ward, Demetrius Andrade and Erislandi Lara, but as Mexican warriors were still developing, they never claimed to have a Mexican style.

Jack Dempsey, a famous black ducker like Canelo Alvarez, was a brawler like Tommy Gibbons, Soldier Battlefield and Terry McGovern, with hundreds of people present before Julio Cesar Chavez. The brawl existed decades ago when they decided to call it “Mexican style.” It was called the old fashioned ¨broling. And it was the most common type of style for decades before fighting Shaw, one of the first Mexican boxers. And yes! Jake Lamotta and Ike Williams are “Papichurus” by Julio Cesar Chavez. Today, Mexicans practice Canadian, American and French style brawls.

Ryan Garcia vs. Haney never had anything to do with boxing. It was about racism and male pride. It was about Jim Jeffries vs Jack Johnson. It’s about Tim Cribbs vs Tom Mollineau, a battle of racial identity in England similar to Canadian legend Tommy Burns vs Jack Johnson, and similar to the legendary bantamweight George Dixon vs Frank Ern. Similarly, the battle between Joe Louis vs Max Schmeling, like the example above, was about pride, nationality and race. The same casual people who laugh at Haney were those who hated Joe Louis, who were quiet when many white boxers kept a line of infamous black murderers.

Latinos would ride Ryan like a pony. If he fights Haney again, he won’t mind if he gets dropped by Rolando Romero over and over again in an endless loop. They didn’t mind his osterin abuse and certifying fraud by the VADA. They claim that Haney ran with Jose Ramirez, but they insisted that despite his performances like Ramirez, who couldn’t see a video of Joe Frasier and Tony Zarl cutting the ring effectively, they’ll see him lose as Haney fights Ryan again. Haney isn’t the one who trains with six boxers who tested positive for steroids, but somehow it was Honey’s fault for getting dirty over and over again in an endless loop under the same trainer.

Money isn’t about style, but today Latinos want to force boxing in boxing itself to do low IQ boxing, but without boxing, they’re not good at naked knuckle fights. That’s why they stick to boxing instead. Leave Haney and Shakur alone. There’s nothing wrong with their style. Low IQ brawlers (Sasquatch) need “special needs,” so if you want to ban 125 boxing styles, provide assistance at facilities with “special needs” to learn how to cut the ring. Let’s whine about the rules change, as “sasquatches” like Emmanuel Navarete and Aanslanbek Mahdov don’t work with real boxers like Hayney and Shakur, who have been declared guilty of hundreds of legends committed in the past from all races and nationalities. I’m a boxing fan. Stop hypocrisy or if not, just shut up and join Barenuckle Fighting.